I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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