my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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