Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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