You're completely useless in the revolution.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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