Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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