In the future we'll all be gay
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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