I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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