you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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