You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
