So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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