what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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