Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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