what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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