and she was petting her beer can
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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