D3 body, D1 cock
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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