why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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