i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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