i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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