In the future we'll all be gay
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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