You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.