Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Blood and glitter go together right?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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