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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(949): View more from California

Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.

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