We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.