I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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