I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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