I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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