his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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