There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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