so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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