Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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