Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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