went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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