do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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