A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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