wat bout pragnant strippers??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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