But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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