so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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