Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
His nipple licking is glorious
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