My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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