Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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