it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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