return my video game
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
