Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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