yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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