can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How's work?
Spinning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize