1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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