I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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