i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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