Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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