just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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