I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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