it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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