gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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