I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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