Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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