is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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