Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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