hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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